January 2010
“We should just go back to Crackle Barrel.”
– Beau
“There have been so many mentionings of Kardashian. What is Kardashian?”
– Libby
“Beau, you just confessed to owning a Da Brat album, I don’t think you...”
– Me
“I will cross the ocean for you,
I will go and bring you the moon.”
– Monica
“I’m not here to buy ganja.”
– Bree Hodge
I had a dream I was seeing Terminator 5 in theaters with my mom and it was in 3-D but we didn’t have the glasses and we kept falling asleep and we were in Las Vegas.
“I don’t think she’s going downtown. I don’t think she’s...”
– Rosie, on if she thinks Oprah is gay. [on Howard Stern today].
“if you really want me, move slow…there’s things about me you just...”
– b
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