December 2009
“I am so mad I don’t have this director’s career.”
– John Waters, on Woody Allen
“Oh, I’m up against that bitch, Meryl Streep.”
– Meryl on her double Golden Globe nomination (via fuckyeahmerylstreep) (via eatstarchmom) (via apsies) (via ieatcatlitter)
waxandmilk:
The Waitresses - Christmas Wrapping...
“Kung Fu Fighting”
“Turning Japanese”
“Mr. Roboto”
It is a feat of human nature I didn’t listen to any of these all semester…until today. Back to back.
lost in translation
Beau [imitating his Asian dad, upon meeting me]: “So, does your mom make good Italian food?”
Me: You just make him sound like a goomba, not Asian.
Beau: A Kumbaya?
“I just heard the woman in the stall next to me say, “I love my ample...”
– Woman coming out of bathroom
[I should start reading OverheardInNewYork again…]
“Hey, you know what paradise is? It’s a lie, a fantasy we create about...”
– Charlene, I’ve Never Been To Me
